"GeorgeyBoy" (georgeyboy) 02/28/2015 at 17:00 • Filed to: minirant

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A girl projectile vomited all over my suit last night.

3rd time at the dry cleaners this week.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > GeorgeyBoy 02/28/2015 at 17:10

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Did you take her home?

duurtlang > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 02/28/2015 at 17:15

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Or was projectile vomiting a result to the mere suggestion of being taken home?

E. Julius > duurtlang 02/28/2015 at 17:16

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Ouch!

E. Julius > GeorgeyBoy 02/28/2015 at 17:17

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I'd say this is even smaller than a mini–rant; it's a micro rant! Also, was this illness induced projectile vomit or substance induced?

GeorgeyBoy > E. Julius 02/28/2015 at 17:20

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Definitely substance induced.

E. Julius > GeorgeyBoy 02/28/2015 at 17:21

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Ouch.

jkm7680 > GeorgeyBoy 02/28/2015 at 17:23

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How and why?

GeorgeyBoy > jkm7680 02/28/2015 at 17:25

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I couldn't get out of the way in time, she probably drank too much.

jkm7680 > GeorgeyBoy 02/28/2015 at 17:28

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Where were you, haha?

For Sweden > GeorgeyBoy 02/28/2015 at 17:29

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If you weren't so hideous this wouldn't happen

GeorgeyBoy > jkm7680 02/28/2015 at 17:34

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A bar.

jkm7680 > GeorgeyBoy 02/28/2015 at 18:18

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That would explain it without further questioning.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > GeorgeyBoy 03/03/2015 at 16:41

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Looks like you need to update your weight/dosage chart!